Early Birthday Tribute

There's a Brown Haired Blue Eyed Something
by James

There's a brown haired
blue eyed something,
it is sitting in a chair.
It's been here since December
and it hasn't moved a hair.
One million times I've tried
to remove it from it's spot,
along with how it's acting
I guess it's here to rot.
Sometimes it hits or kicks,
it's given me a blister.
Turns out that brown haired
blue eyed something
is my seven year old sister.