Setting: Maggie had been playing ding-dong-ditch (without the ditch). She storms into the kitchen.
Maggie: "James, you lied. You said you were going to lock and mordicade the door!"
Scot to James: "Did you tell her 'barricade' or 'borricade'?"
[Scot to himself: "Why didn't you barricade the door?"]
James, indignantly: "I said 'barricade.' Why would bears even care?!?"
I guess you had to be there.
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